DISQUS

Lord of Nonsensical · 1 month ago

"CATACHANS! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!"
"You mean back home, sir?"
"Uh...yeah, back home."

fenris · 1 month ago

Private Bob: "Great! See you guys later!" **Private Bob runs off, hops into an Arvus, and blasts off for home**
Corporal Leonidas:"Ummm...that wasn't quite what I meant..."

Gotthammer · 1 month ago

Game over man! Game over!

SKT · 1 month ago

I love the first two Alien movies, and am happy someone made reference to them,

"I guess you haven't been keeping up with current events but were getting our butts kicked here"

Bennee · 1 month ago

"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?"

Tynskel · 1 month ago

All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.

weeble1000 · 1 month ago

Because just one of those things managed to wipe out my entire crew in less than 24 hours and if the colonists have found that ship there's no telling how many have been exposed.

Moose · 1 month ago

I think we are going to need more sandbags......

Andrew · 1 month ago

You see, Jenkins?! This is what happens when you don't drain standing water in the summer! Now plug in that zapper and light those citronella candles!

LordSandwich · 1 month ago

Catachan Commander: Surrender! We've got you outnumbered 1 to 20!

Mobious · 1 month ago

Ha ha ha This was the comment I was looking for before I left mine.

moon · 1 month ago

what do you mean there are no rules for 'cinematic guardsmen'?

Limey_ElJonson · 1 month ago

"You mean your only plan is to stand behind a few feet of mealie bags and wait for the attack?"
-- Michael Caine as Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead, Zulu (1964)

Tynskel · 1 month ago

hah!

Gustav · 1 month ago

Great reference! Great movie!

little brother · 1 month ago

Brilliant.

Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Sixty! We dropped at least 60, wouldn't you say?
Adendorff: That leaves only 3,940.

Or.

Pte. Owen: Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that's for sure.

addi · 1 month ago

"Men of Harlech, march to glory,
Victory is hov'ring o'er ye,
Bright-eyed freedom stands before ye,
Hear ye not her call?"

BitzBoxRob · 1 month ago

" Don't worry Jenkins the kid's dad bought them painted on ebay for him, he has never played, doesn't have our codex so try not to laugh when i say the lasgun is AP 1."

Shadowmancer · 1 month ago

"Hey see the Thirty second one on the left, kinda looks like your sister"

LordSandwich · 1 month ago

The response is of course:

"But they ALL look like my sister!"

SKT · 1 month ago

"But her and I are twins?, hey whatcha getting at?........................ munch munch"

hellbringer · 1 month ago

ZERG RUSH!!!!

bluegrumpy57 · 1 month ago

I love you Sarge!!!!!

7eAL · 1 month ago

>Green (Terran): "WTF supposed to be NR 10!?"
>Blue (Zerg): "too bad"
>Blue (Zerg): "GG LOL"
>Green (Terran): "screw you fgt."
<Green (Terran) has left the game.>
<Victory! Continue Playing?>

TAUfanatic · 1 month ago

damn I was looking through the commets to see if anyone else posted it and I find it right on the bottom!

oh well I got nothing now

Awesome-o · 1 month ago

It's about time...
or I love the smell of napalm in the morning
or I'm about to drop the hammer..
and dispense some indiscriminate justice!

woot for starcraft

auroth · 1 month ago

Soldier 1: "You remember that scene from Starship Troopers where the bugs overrun the base and basically kill almost everyone there?"
Soldier 2: "I never saw Starship Troopers"
Soldier 1: "Then this will all be new to ya"

BitzBoxRob · 1 month ago

" Actually sir I don't have to out run them all, just You. "

LordSandwich · 1 month ago

Another one!

In Soviet Imperium, Bug step on YOU!!

fenris · 1 month ago

"Private Wang, I really don't think they are here to talk to us about our relationship with Jesus."

wkz · 1 month ago

Private Wang: "Actually, I think they DO want us to see Jesus face to face in the very near future..."

danslegion · 1 month ago

Captain Kindly: "Don't worry boys, i had davis put barbed wire in those traps. There's no way they'll be able to reach us. Honestly boys these sand bags are superfluous really, they're here mostly for your peace of mind. Yessir, mark my words, it'll be all that handy barbed wire that'll win the day here."

PurplePeopleEater · 1 month ago

Who's bright F$%##@ idea was it to use TANK traps to stop a Tyranid invasion?

or

I f we don't move they can't see us.......right?

SKT · 1 month ago

Hey purple people eater do you eat flying purple people too? :D

Matthew Callis · 1 month ago

"Y'know, when Marbo said 'I'll be right back,' I thought he was gonna go do his thing, kill 'em all. Can't say I saw this one comin'..."

scotchjon · 1 month ago

Private Baldrick: I have a plan, sir.
Captain Blackadder: Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?
Private Baldrick: Yes, sir.
Captain Blackadder: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
Private Baldrick: Yes, sir.
Captain Blackadder: Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?
Captain Blackadder: [whistle blows] Good luck, everyone.

liazardman · 1 month ago

"Hmmm... isnt this interesting... they thing they have us outnumbered in this 5000pt Apoc battle... to bad for them our other 4950 are inquisition orbital bombardments. You may fire when ready!.... Well what are you waiting for?.... !*&%

maleagant · 1 month ago

"Uhh...Sarge? I think we're gonna' need a bigger can of RAID!"

entendre_entendre · 1 month ago

"Ha! There's only 200 of 'em!"

Sorrowsky · 1 month ago

RULE # 157 of the Infantrymen's Uplifting Primer: Surviving a massed Tyranid Attack: Trip The Commissar First....

shadoq · 1 month ago

Bravo Niner Two, this is We're F**ked one,
Requesting fire mission on trp one. Fire for effect, Over!

Rift Knight · 1 month ago

Awesome

Rift Knight

Spun · 1 month ago

That'd be danger close. And the imperium...well, ain't nobody walking away from danger close.

Damage · 4 weeks ago

The crowds at these Slayer concerts just keep getting rougher and rougher.

ColCorbane · 1 month ago

Standard guard issue all purpose bug repellent my arse!

haywire · 1 month ago

"Sure, one of these will kill us. But it will not be *blam* that one. Or *blam* that one..."

Talon · 1 month ago

Soldier: "Ha! Damned Bugs won't get away this time!"

deuce1984 · 1 month ago

Thank the God-Emperor for government issued Depends...

or

The 12/09 attack of Hive Fleet Codex Creep

TJWyrm · 1 month ago

Just another Bug Hunt boys!

They got us surrounded, they can't get away from us now!

daggitkiller · 1 month ago

So... all our reserves come in on a two, three, four, five or six this turn right?

BitzBoxRob · 1 month ago

"Sir reports say we are outnumbered 30 to one, that really just doesn't seam fair?"
"I know, poor bug brains won't know what hit them!"

andrew · 1 month ago

so jim I have something to say, did I ever tell you that time i slept with your wife and your kid is actually mine? Well since we are going to die I thought this would a great time to tell you.

pwrserge · 1 month ago

"Alright pistols and flame units only."
"Are you kidding me sarge what else are we supposed to use, harsh fing language?"

Tynskel · 1 month ago

Do it Apone, and no grenades.

pwrserge · 1 month ago

"I like to keep this around for close encounters."

pepin0329 · 1 month ago

"Too right mate."

Sasquatch1916 · 1 month ago

"Check those corners!"

Conrad_Dakarn · 1 month ago

"4 more weeks and out man....4 more weeks!"

jester_prince · 1 month ago

Ever wonder why its always the guys who are going to retire that die in suicide missions ... well its because the governt, they dont want to pay for their pension :D Its all a giant conspiriacy.

Also just to throw another aliens quote out there...

"they mostly come at night...mostly"

deuce1984 · 1 month ago

This "Aliens" reference may have even been better then the other one i saw. GJ

Dark_Templar · 1 month ago

Starship Troopers 4: The Federation Gets Hit By Universal Financial Crisis

gojira316 · 1 month ago

Faceless Guardsman: Permission to crap myself sir.
Commissar: DENIED!

obsequiousmelon · 1 month ago

...and from the woods far away could be heard the faint voice of Marbo, "Come on then where's the rest of ya?"

ArchonKirendia · 1 month ago

First rank, Fire!
Uhh, First rank Fire Again!

hakkobo · 1 month ago

"So, uh... Shoot the big ones right?"

nighthawks · 1 month ago

January.

every few months a new powe rlist emerges. back to the foam, boys!

wkz · 1 month ago

When the spot your soldiers should be is surprisingly empty, you know you need a commissar...

Chad Napoli · 1 month ago

CLARK! We need you!

daboarder · 1 month ago

Tyranids: Yeah, You're F#@KED!!

drummerholt1234 · 1 month ago

Deathstrike FTW!!!!

P.S. - Pray for a six!

crimsonwraith · 1 month ago

Psh, and you thought this was going to be bad!

DarkLink · 1 month ago

"Firing Claymores in 3...2...1 *BOOM*"

captforrix · 1 month ago

Horde Mode: 40k

The Imperator · 1 month ago

Don't worry guys, all we have to do is wait for reinforcements. . . right?

sodcactus · 1 month ago

But, I thought WE were the reinforcements?

bluesfart · 1 month ago

Awesome!

These fun battle scenes are much more interesting than the pictures of a single model, or the out of context pictures of common battle situations.

dakkamasta · 1 month ago

"This is the easy part." -last words of the Commanding Catachan Captain

lobsteroverlord · 1 month ago

Using our old codex, every one of those impediments would be booby trapped.

MagnusV · 1 month ago

This planet crawls.

SonoftheMountain · 1 month ago

Line it up!

Everything you've got!!

Come on you apes! You want to live forever?!?!?!?

BezerkerBooth · 1 month ago

Well guys i never realized this until now but uh...WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

bobbo777 · 1 month ago

So Tyranid for lunch tomorrow?

henshini · 1 month ago

Actually Sarge, I did want to love forever...

henshini · 1 month ago

I meant live... d'oh

Soundwave · 1 month ago

haha nice one ;)

mordiano · 1 month ago

Somekind of macho-catachan-brokebackmountain intrigues on the deathbed?

SKT · 1 month ago

"Pathetic Earth Humans"

Blackmane57 · 1 month ago

oh......my..........god.........wanna run on 3?

m0rm0k · 1 month ago

AHHG Look guys... another new power codex is coming.

Nemesis197 · 1 month ago

"We got zips in the wire!!"

BitzBoxRob · 1 month ago

the Navy does the fly'n the infantry does the die'n !

malbur · 1 month ago

Soldier 1: Well poop.
Soldier 2: Yep. Not a good day.

The Apathetic Despot · 1 month ago

"Don't worry lads, I've got a plan."

ReverendTiberiusJackhammer · 1 month ago

"Hellooooooo Cleveland!"

fiend · 1 month ago

"SCREAM FOR ME CLEVELAAAAND!"

Mobious · 1 month ago

Catachan: "Didn't the briefing say there would be two Hive Fleet?"
Commissar: "Wish I knew, I wouldn't have requested so man of you."

Zingbaby · 1 month ago

Get to the choppa!!

Bloog · 1 month ago

Dammit! As soon as we get a freakin' update...

sirslade · 1 month ago

"What do we do?"
"We die."

Zingbaby · 1 month ago

So I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and said to myself, "Jimmy it's your last day in the guard, take it easy and don't go twisting your knee again so you can enjoy your retirement in comfort." ...just two hours to go and I stupidly slice my hand open - haha oh boy I have some bad luck don't I... huh what? - who's behind me now?

themav80 · 1 month ago

FUBAR

robcooper22 · 1 month ago

"So, how we doin'?"
"We're outnumbered 100:1 with no possible means of escape."
"So, about like usual."

3dken · 1 month ago

Sssshhhhh!!! Be very quiet, they might not see us! Make like a statue..... AAAarrrrgggghhh!!!!.....

Big Jim · 1 month ago

This place crawls!

Caboose · 1 month ago

"On the bright side, I found a place to go #2."

Rift Knight · 1 month ago

Rigsby I told you leaving food out would attract bugs.

Rift Knight

sethmakesense · 1 month ago

Hey guy's, I think I left the Chimera unlocked, I'll go check.

SpAzFeX · 1 month ago

" 'Leave the Imperial Guard!', you said. 'Get a more relaxing job!', you said. 'Extermination is a breeze!', you said. I swear on the Immortal God-Emperor and everything holy, this is the absolute LAST time I take career advice from YOU, Glen..."

deuce1984 · 1 month ago

slxiii · 1 month ago

A 100 point game: Upcoming Tyranids vs Imperial Guard!

Antipaladin · 1 month ago

It isn't much, but it should be enough to make our last stand... memerable.

lovecraft · 1 month ago

Oh yeah! We got this!

Shrek · 1 month ago

The sad thing is there's a lictor right behind them.

- or -

Scoop.

OCdt_Mephiston · 1 month ago

"Well sir, I guess I can finally say it, as result of the whole impending doom thing and all.... You're a dick."

Zingbaby · 1 month ago

Uhh you know I just decided, this TAG Body Spray for Giant Insects, is just uhh not for me...

brendencoleman · 1 month ago

Sergeant: "Damn, I was just two days from retirement!"

or

Guardsman # 4: "I've always loved you Sarge."

metalstorm · 1 month ago

FUBAR

dragonskull40k · 1 month ago

I call epic last stand rule!
wtf???
see here on this page
...thats written in crayon

SKT · 1 month ago

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who yah gonna call?

This is one strange game of kill-teams

salamut2202 · 1 month ago

"the one on the left looks like yo mum"
"SHUT UP!"

silashand · 1 month ago

Wait here. I'll go get help.

gridespider · 1 month ago

~Home base, do you copy?~....~this is General hosed with Sargent screwed .~ Just wanted to know if aaahh, we still had the number to the Orkin man......~~ Also requesting permission to uuummaahh, S**T MY PANTS!!!!!~~....

Faolain · 1 month ago

O fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis

Kerberos · 1 month ago

DAMN IT JERVIS! One wire on EACH POST, not both on one!

Name · 1 month ago

"I'll take the one on the left"

VonKoeder · 1 month ago

"SARGE! The Tyranid codex is upon us, and I think we have been Dark-Angeled!"
"It may look bad Timmy, but its not that bad."

CD · 1 month ago

Soldier 1: Permission to speak Sir?
Sargent: Yes Soldier?
Soldier 1: I just shat my pants...
Sargent: As did I soldier...

greenstuff777 · 1 month ago

Rico's rednecks Prepare for Glory!!!

Desert Rat · 1 month ago

This is why you never tell your neighbours about your cake party...

MaxisLithium · 1 month ago

As seen from the cockpit of an Imperial Rever Titan.

hasagwan · 1 month ago

Here come the inlaws

fenrir31 · 1 month ago

I got dibs on the little one on the left...... you guys divvy up the others.

fenrir31 · 1 month ago

I got dibs on the little one on the left you guys split up the rest.....

pskontz · 1 month ago

"Don't worry men they only have melee attacks"

MightyOrang · 1 month ago

Good fences make good neighbors.

Popvar · 1 month ago

Looks like they STILL didn't bring enough bugs.

adamskitheshirtless · 1 month ago

DON"T SHOT! YOU"LL WASTE BULLETS KILLING THEM! (officer promptly shot in the head)

Master Caleb · 1 month ago

And you said the new nid rumors were just wishlisting....

Pierce Raats · 1 month ago

<<<<<<<<<<< VIEW FROM - Emperor Class Titan - >>>>>>>>>>

---- Weapons Online ---
---- Commence Firing Sequence ---

Pax Uribus Pax Imperi · 1 month ago

Just hold them for a few seconds...

WereWolf · 1 month ago

"We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things." -Chesty Puller

-or-

"Bring me my brown trousers."

Asphyxia · 1 month ago

you know that Tau water guy always going on about us joining a greater good? perhaps we shouldnt have shot him after all......

Cergorach · 1 month ago

"Just imagine them naked! Then it shouldn't be so damned terrifying..."

MarcusZ · 1 month ago

Sarge? Are you really sure, that they are afraid of razor wire?

Steve B · 1 month ago

Colonel Trautman: What do we do?
Rambo: Well, surrounding them's out of the question...

OP · 1 month ago

"Well, ya'll lads better hope one of ye's got the Plot Armor thick enuff to withstand this..."

Soundwave · 1 month ago

Well this is great, just fing great man, now what the f--- we sposed to do? We're in some real deep s--- now man!

Matt · 1 month ago

"Bugger."

badbeef · 1 month ago

" I love you sergeant " - Starcraft in game video

Trevy the Great · 1 month ago

"Holy S@*!"

Trevy the Great · 1 month ago

++Edit++ Whoops, double posted.

jester_prince · 1 month ago

Its a trick right... its a pick of the day so wheres the spacemarine hideing? Its like wheres Woldo yeah? I think I see.. no wait thats an ork with a marines trophy pole...

Oh I think... no thats a Bunnyfex.

vindur · 1 month ago

Its ok 5 of those stealers are callidus assassins

kaptinscuzgob · 1 month ago

kekekekekeke

nachofunk · 1 month ago

Fix bayonets!

combathobo · 1 month ago

whos bright idea was it to get bolt action lasguns!!!

sodcactus · 1 month ago

"Hey! I was supposed to shoot the one to the left."

Crusty_Curmudgeon · 1 month ago

We need an airstrike. Who's got the radio?

What do you mean "I thought you brought the radio?!?"

Anaximander · 1 month ago

Bill: "Joe LOOK OUT. Your bootlace is undone".

Luciferiel · 1 month ago

"Please don't see us, please don't see us... DAMMIT!"
or
"See... I told you 2nd ed 'screw you table' was way too over powered for 5th ED!"
or
"GG" *Imperiel Guard has left the game*

jon · 1 month ago

" I TOLD YOU SHE HAD CRABS !!!"

lubinder · 1 month ago

Don't worry they can't climb fences

insideprawn · 1 month ago

Sarge: Ok Marneus Calagar is coming to save us.All we have to do is throw a blue smoke grenade.
Soldier speaks up
Sarge: What do you mean I can't throw grenades anymore?!

irabrai · 1 month ago

Do you think we have enough ammo guys?

ColCorbane · 1 month ago

Looks like there's a lot of love out there for my nids.

There's more pics of them here guys :-

http://corbaniaprime.blogspot.com/2009/11/bugs....

Sasquatch1916 · 1 month ago

"I do not order you to fight, I order you to die!"

wedun · 1 month ago

- general... i love you.
- what?! 0_o

sebastianuscaversextus · 1 month ago

Seems we have a bug problem

royalpain88 · 1 month ago

Catachan 1. Don't make me go starship trooper on your ass!
Catachan 2. That's for Marines you idiot!

Mr. Blank · 1 month ago

"just sprinkle a little 'nid musk around, you said. it'll be a great hunting trip, you said."

Adam Spindler · 1 month ago

... Houston, we have a problem...

EDIT: MORE!!!

"Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!"

angelusmortifer · 1 month ago

-music plays in the background-

Trooper Yeland - "Gaunts to the left of me, Stealers to the right, here I am STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU... do, do doo".
Sergeant - "If we live through this Trooper Yeland, remind me to have you shot..!"

wedun · 1 month ago

- man, i hate routine days.
- yeah, me too...

Seawurm · 1 month ago

Screw this! I would rather be shot by the Commissar, than be eaten alive by THAT!

datadep5 · 1 month ago

Exterminatus, my position.

impguardgonefow · 1 month ago

nobody move, they can smell fear just by looking at ya...

Silver843 · 1 month ago

Yeah we should have known we were goners when they called this maneuver "Operation Speed Bump"

Fire_Warrior · 1 month ago

God i am glad those all 'Counts As' Guardsmen!

jclegg · 1 month ago

"That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"

Gacu666 · 1 month ago

"What do you mean by saying that we forgot our Leman Russes?"

Ford Prefect · 1 month ago

"Why does private Johnson have a towel over his head"?
"Oh I dont know,He said something about a galactic guide and a buggblatter beast"!

murphdog · 1 month ago

Nuke 'Em Rico

Blackmane · 1 month ago

Well lads, it was nice knowing you

or

'if we stay quiet and still maybe they'll ignore us'
'erm sir, they may have seen us already, you just used the signal flare'

purplespladge · 1 month ago

HHmmmm... We are going to need a bigger gun.

Spladge P

Steg · 1 month ago

"Don't worry, that razor wire will stop them"
or
"Why does everyone else get to hide behind the hill sarge?"
and finally....
"Don't worry, they're only made of plastic"

emperorslion · 1 month ago

This, boys, is what we call a target rich environment...

commissarh · 1 month ago

Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea!

Patrick Burdine · 1 month ago

Shoot the big one!

tprtrewevas · 1 month ago

Oh... Sh*t....

Eric · 1 month ago

"Good thing we've got those barriers!"

Sirh0213 · 1 month ago

Caption: "Don't worry guys, Tyranids can't climb over fences. We're safe."

Sirh0213 · 1 month ago

Or... "As long as we have more ammunition than they have warriors we're fine... Hey... where's the extra ammo cans?"

gyth · 1 month ago

BOHICA

Robert Scotese · 1 month ago

"Remember .. Short controlled bursts."

Robert Scotese · 1 month ago

"Remember .. short controlled bursts."

Doomgrin · 1 month ago

Yep... I have 300 head of nids on my ranch. Gotta use a big prod for the carnies, but they graze just fine.

faultie · 1 month ago

"I have only two men out of my company and two out of some other company...we will hold."

generalvash · 1 month ago

Men! Bring me my brown pants.

Grimskul · 1 month ago

"How the hell did they on our flanks?! It must have taken some tacti-CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

motleys · 1 month ago

Private 1: LO, there do i see my father. lo, there do i see my mother and my sisters and my brothers. LO, ther do i see the line of my people back to the begining. lo they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them. In the halls of Catachan where the brave maybe live foorrreeeveeerrrrr!!!

Private 2: Dude im triping man!!!!
Private 3: U guys r retardsss!!!!!!!!!

Tom Harris · 1 month ago

Mom told me there'd be days like this, but I didn't believe her.

Vepr · 1 month ago

"I told you the no trespassing signs would not work.."
"Oh like your idea of sprinking borax mixed with sugar was any better..."

The Red Terror · 1 month ago

Practical Jokes Gone Wrong: Replacing the insect repellent with sugar water.

RobEB · 1 month ago

"I'm glad we sprung for the razor-wire."

name · 1 month ago

Sarge: "well, the good news is, we cant miss"

or

Guardsman1: "i'll take the ugly one"
Guardsman2: "umm, ur facing the wrong way, thats the sarge"
Guardsman1 "why? whats behind me?"

or

Guardsman1:"i came as soon as i heard, wheres the bug this time?"
Guardsman2: "behind you"
Guardsman1: ".... i think im gonna need a bigger glass..."

or

Guardsman: "and then he said, thats not his ahole, thats a tyranid!..... theyre behind me arnt they?"

Vaddok · 1 month ago

"FIX BAYONETS!!!"

templarsmonochromata · 1 month ago

"Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?"
"They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!"

ArchetypeGuard · 1 month ago

No Hive Fleet shall enter that land
That is protected by Catachan hand
Unless you are forty to one
Your Hive shall soon be undone

carbon88 · 1 month ago

"So.... Why are they all frozen in place?" - Private

".... Cause you didn't say green light!"- Sarge

Zombie · 1 month ago

"O crap today is the day they have that 1/2 off sell at Big and Tall"

Skragger · 1 month ago

"THEY'RE AFRAIIIIAAAAADDDD!!!!"

combathobo · 1 month ago

Men of Harlech playing in background

Men of catchan stop your dreaming
Can't you see their claw points gleaming
See their warrior's mouths streaming
To this battle field

......shut up sarge

DemonGyro · 1 month ago

"Do we even HAVE that many bullets?"

Molochi · 1 month ago

Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!

Conrad_Dakarn · 1 month ago

"Yo Sarge....you ever see that movie Starshitp Troopers?"
"Mhhmmm"
"Well, I never saw the end....did they make it?"
"Well...er..."

Damage · 1 month ago

As Slayer concerts go, this one was rather tame.

warbossgrimgul · 1 month ago

Sarg: Soldier, start playing achilese last stand
Trooper: But, Sir, Theres so many
Sarg: dont worry, WE WILL WIN WITH HELP FROM THE ZEP

Swarm_Hunter · 3 weeks ago

"Sir why are you putting on trainers?"

Swarm_Hunter · 3 weeks ago

"Sir why are you wearing trainers?"

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