"So, the instructions say now to insert Tab A into Slot B -"
"That's what Sha-"
"If you say, 'That's what Shadowsun said' one more time, I'm going to shove my pulse rifle up your ass."
MagnusV
· 1 month ago
Win
Woulfeheart
· 1 month ago
"They never come with enough parts, and the instructions are always in Chinese."
Tom Harris
· 1 month ago
Shas'ui, the bad news is, I cannot fix our piranha.
The good news is, I have managed to repair the markerlight, so we can now access Facebook with it. For the Greater Good. Of course.
Sasquatch1916
· 1 month ago
that was full of win.
zealotohio
· 1 month ago
epic
tprtrewevas
· 1 month ago
FIRST... oh wait, no I'm not... dammit...
MagnusV
· 1 month ago
You see that douche with the Purity Seals over there?
Mike X
· 1 month ago
"I warned you there was an upcoming mine field, but you just had to 'take a chance for the greater good'. So you know what? Talk to the hand 'cause the face don't wanna listen!"
KellyJ
· 1 month ago
But no, you couldn't stop for directions. You just had to play with your GPS. And now what? Your GPS did a great job guiding us into that mine field. And my hair is a mess and you've ruined my dress and we're gonna be late to the Shas'ui Greater Good Party. I told you to take a left, but no...you always say you can Find the Path. OK Pathfinder, where to now? And don't even think I'm going to walk all the way out of here. And look at my luggage in the dirt. Even the spare drone is broken. Your such an inept basturd, I don't know what I ever saw in you...
If you don't shut up I will SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!
m0rm0k
· 1 month ago
I know we are stranded out here by ourselves, but no I'm just not into you.
dragonskull40k
· 1 month ago
Don't look at me! you crashed it you fix it!
steelpaladin
· 1 month ago
American components, Russian components, all made in TAIWAN!
Alrich_40000
· 1 month ago
"No, I do NOT want to know how the Gue'la holofilm ThunderHawk Down ends!"
faolan_conall
· 1 month ago
"Even in the T'au Empire, your wargear is still manufactured by the lowest bidder."
EarOfKhorne
· 1 month ago
"Seriously, before I get you out of here cover up 'The Markerlight' Phil..."
Simon
· 1 month ago
"You have to admit, that was good until the last part
entendre_entendre
· 1 month ago
"dude... Mom's gonna be pissed when she finds out you crashed the skimmer..."
gunnargunnar
· 1 month ago
tau should not exist
Myu
· 1 month ago
Argh! A forum troll! Must get some crisis suites with twin linked flamers
MonsterZero
· 1 month ago
"Crisis Suite"? Is that like a panic room for rich people? :-)
LordSandwich
· 1 month ago
They come with twin linked flamers, too.
5 Easy Steps to Money: 1) Get someone to come into Crisis Suite. 2) Turn on air conditioning. 3) Air conditioning turns on flamers. 4) ???? 5) Profit!
Myu
· 1 month ago
I like your style :P I might have to borrow it.
Myu
· 1 month ago
Yeah, I don't use crisis suits at all, I use jump-packing expensive suites with flamers to solve my problems :P
Hooray for typos! ^_^
Morgrim
· 1 month ago
I am of the ethereals, and should guide. You are of the fire, and should fight. Neither of us are of the air. Why did I think we should fly?
Sorien
· 1 month ago
*static*
F&^%, even in the future nothing works!
Myu
· 1 month ago
Good old SpaceBalls!
captforrix
· 1 month ago
"So I got you tickets."
"Tickets to what?"
"Tickets to the male and female genitalia show!"
"I'll pass"
"Sorry, these tickets are non-refundable"
"Oh god I think I'm gonna be sick"
"SPACE WINE!!!"
bavius
· 1 month ago
Ugh, forget the crash. How long have you been wearing a dress? I'm pretty sure that's not standard wargear.
LordSandwich
· 1 month ago
I don't want to hear your explanation about why it was a good idea to wear a skirt and fly a Pirahna around blindfolded! Just get us the feth out of here... for YOUR greater good.
Tommmo
· 1 month ago
Feth? *cough*tanith*cough*
papasmurf
· 1 month ago
for greater goodness sakes, that was a lot of melta spam
Colonel_Falkenberg
· 1 month ago
You broke it... you bought it.
Bigmackadd
· 1 month ago
Youre a jerk, talk to the hand
hurley895
· 1 month ago
ewww tub girl!
idsghwds
· 1 month ago
Turn 6
WaaaghTheDog
· 1 month ago
"Hold! My Elf eyes see-" "You do not have Elf eyes."
Crusty_Curmudgeon
· 1 month ago
"That's another fine mess you've gotten us into now, Ollie!"
Popvar
· 1 month ago
You want me to fight a war on some forsaken planet, while guys like this do nothing but text on their cell phones all day?!?! Screw you!! I quit!!
Zingbaby
· 1 month ago
Aww man, at least hang a sock on the door if you are going to do that!
deuce1984
· 1 month ago
victory is yours
Zingbaby
· 1 month ago
Dude, hand me some toilet paper quick!
Son of Dorn
· 1 month ago
"I'm gonna fix, no problem." "I hate you so much."
Alvin K
· 1 month ago
"I never thought you were into men, now stay away from me..."
Grotzooka
· 1 month ago
Fine. Sit and watch football. I'M gonna go and actually get some work done.
brothervizlani
· 1 month ago
Superior technology......my ass.
Kepora
· 1 month ago
Better than a Rhino :P
jmerrill
· 1 month ago
It's from the GreaterGood Credit Company. It looks like a limited time offer. Tell them I'm in the tub.
anaximander
· 1 month ago
It's MY turn for the TV remote!
ironhandskyle
· 1 month ago
Dang it, I cant get any reception out here
solidzaku
· 1 month ago
What?! You forgot the beer? This is the lamest camping trip ever...
yvraith
· 1 month ago
"Damn it... No reception." "I told you to take the premium package."
or..
"I told you talking on the phone while driving was dangerous!"
drummerholt1234
· 1 month ago
It's for the Greater Good....
obs0l3te
· 1 month ago
"I told you to insert slot A into plug B why can't you follow directions!!!"
MightyOrang
· 1 month ago
I'm only getting two bars out here ...
crossbowsniper
· 1 month ago
'Wait here, I'm going to have some fun'
Gustav
· 1 month ago
The highlight of any Tau campfire and picnic is ofcourse the rousing play at charades.
hungryclone
· 1 month ago
Serious: "There are three signals coming from over..." "Quiet! I hear footsteps..."
Funny: "I know I crashed our piranha but if we head in that direction..." "Shut up. Just... stop talking."
salamut
· 1 month ago
"y'ou can't ta'k to me lie'k tha't, y'ou can't ta'k to me lie'k tha't! you sleep with my wife!"
mcnutter
· 1 month ago
...........?
droppodstudios
· 1 month ago
'thats the last time i let you drive, you've not stopped texting all day, and is that my lunch on the FLOOR!, Thats it , I'm gone...
knightwolf215
· 1 month ago
look sir he did it!!
Sorien
· 1 month ago
Can you hear me now?
becko
· 1 month ago
Sometimes i really wonder, wich pictures made it into the pic of the day section.
Kepora
· 1 month ago
"...aw crap..."
Colby
· 1 month ago
"Hey man, wanna hit?" "Nah I'm good."
Blackmane57
· 1 month ago
yeeeeeaaaa.........its broken
karandras
· 1 month ago
A LITTLE PRIVACY PLEASE !!!
karandras
· 1 month ago
HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL ???
oni
· 1 month ago
Assuming that it's an objective, it's a nice one.
Ahriman
· 1 month ago
We've been out here for three hours and all we've found in this pile of junk is a poxy Wii Remote.... i'll be in the pub when you're finished
Commander Spera
· 1 month ago
Ahh... yes the treasure ! Lets see , was it stagger stagger , roll .... stagger roll roll , aww nuts give me that metal detector !!!
Danny
· 1 month ago
Coming to Tau propaganda Centres all over the Empire- Flight of the Ph'Oneix
Or
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
MonsterZero
· 1 month ago
"PC Load Letter!?!? What the f*** is PC Load Letter?!?!"
or
"I told you to get a TomTom, but nooooo, you had to get a Garmin."
or
"Dude! What climbed up your butt and died? That's nasty!"
or
"Thank you Captain Obvious, I KNOW they're right over there, I can friggin' SEE them."
or
"Where'd you learn to fly? Wazzdakka's school of flight?"
or
"You wait here, I'm going to look for the rest of our devilfish."
jester_prince
· 1 month ago
"You sure you packed the bug spray?"
"Its in the bottom of the ammo box"
"Look Ive taken the car appart its not in... oh wait its here"
datadep5
· 1 month ago
STOP! Pinnin' time!
sodcactus
· 1 month ago
"And who's bright idea was it to buy it at IKEA?"
griffsnog
· 1 month ago
Can you hear me now?
shadelance
· 1 month ago
" Ya just had to get your rifle from Ikea, and guess what? now you dont have a trigger"
tnoussis
· 1 month ago
"I'm telling you honey, I found a great deal on craig-shaslist, we can finally upgrade to that real house we've been talking about and get of this communal lean-to." "talk to the hand george!"
(Advanced Tau tactica online objectives FTW!)
Blackmane
· 1 month ago
Ethereal: How many times have i told you?. You do not have the relfexes of a jedi and waving your hand around like that doesn't mean you can use the force!
jason
· 1 month ago
For the last time, I do NOT want to see your "bonding knife".
brendencoleman
· 1 month ago
I don't think we're on Tau anymore...
BitzBoxRob
· 1 month ago
"you disconnected the power couplings .. why would you do that ! I'm trying to get us out of here"
"Hi, Mike'el Rowe'sha here on Dirty Jobs, showing you the dirty jobs that make the life of the greater good possible."
"15 minutes could save you more on skimmer insurance."
"Because more is ridding on your drone skimmers, Mich el'in Tires ... ah i mean drones"
Pabs013
· 1 month ago
Really two kroot 1 cup again!?!
Lunar_Camel
· 1 month ago
You realize, this data slate is two months overdue.
Someone?
· 1 month ago
-Hey look -What? -Were on a blog!
or
No matter what you say, this 3+ cover wont save us from that tank rolling straight for us
All Comments
"That's what Sha-"
"If you say, 'That's what Shadowsun said' one more time, I'm going to shove my pulse rifle up your ass."
The good news is, I have managed to repair the markerlight, so we can now access Facebook with it. For the Greater Good. Of course.
If you don't shut up I will SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!
5 Easy Steps to Money:
1) Get someone to come into Crisis Suite.
2) Turn on air conditioning.
3) Air conditioning turns on flamers.
4) ????
5) Profit!
Hooray for typos! ^_^
F&^%, even in the future nothing works!
"Tickets to what?"
"Tickets to the male and female genitalia show!"
"I'll pass"
"Sorry, these tickets are non-refundable"
"Oh god I think I'm gonna be sick"
"SPACE WINE!!!"
*cough*tanith*cough*
"You do not have Elf eyes."
"I hate you so much."
Tell them I'm in the tub.
"I told you to take the premium package."
or..
"I told you talking on the phone while driving was dangerous!"
Funny: "I know I crashed our piranha but if we head in that direction..." "Shut up. Just... stop talking."
"Nah I'm good."
Or
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
or
"I told you to get a TomTom, but nooooo, you had to get a Garmin."
or
"Dude! What climbed up your butt and died? That's nasty!"
or
"Thank you Captain Obvious, I KNOW they're right over there, I can friggin' SEE them."
or
"Where'd you learn to fly? Wazzdakka's school of flight?"
or
"You wait here, I'm going to look for the rest of our devilfish."
"Its in the bottom of the ammo box"
"Look Ive taken the car appart its not in... oh wait its here"
(Advanced Tau tactica online objectives FTW!)
"Hi, Mike'el Rowe'sha here on Dirty Jobs, showing you the dirty jobs that make the life of the greater good possible."
"15 minutes could save you more on skimmer insurance."
"Because more is ridding on your drone skimmers, Mich el'in Tires ... ah i mean drones"
-What?
-Were on a blog!
or
No matter what you say, this 3+ cover wont save us from that tank rolling straight for us