Devastator 1 to Devastator 2: I told you having a second edition Sgt incharge would be trouble. He doesn't even know what Tau look like.
Marty Hartwick
· 1 month ago
That made me chuckle, well done sir, well done.
StratManKudzu
· 1 month ago
this.
thrower
· 1 month ago
"Sir, I am telling you one of those statues just moved."
liazardman
· 1 month ago
"quit your complaining.... its our turn to "Count as" just be happy we arent in the stompa with the orks again...."
justenhunter
· 1 month ago
"Listen, when you said these blind dates were foreigners..."
cavalier1864
· 1 month ago
Veterans of combat on the contested worlds of the third expansion often took to using scare-Tau to mask their positions...
or...
"I told you those suits have really big blind spots..."
tdogp
· 1 month ago
The test results of the new tau camo have revealed much success
Yriel_The_Angelic
· 1 month ago
"hey sarge at least they're not charging us yelling TAU-BANGA"
Mike
· 1 month ago
"Of course i know what i'm doing. have you ever tasted a tau? falls off the bone. look, i've had a long week. this is win -win. They kill everything, we get to eat them if we get the red thirst. never go too far without a snack. Man, how long have you been a blood angel?"
Woz
· 1 month ago
Tau -
"Now remember if anyone asks, we're 5th ed Dreadnoughts"
W_E
· 1 month ago
i... I just lost the Game
LOL
jon
· 1 month ago
"DESPITE IT BEING ANIME COSPLAY DAY, BROTHER SERGEANT IKO FELT RELUCTANT TO PUT ON HIS MAID'S UNIFORM !!!"
papasmurf
· 1 month ago
whatever is on the other side of the table must be extremely sinister, if it made the blood angels have to join forces with tau...
metalloveman
· 1 month ago
Its the new space wolfs codex with 3 long fang packs, najl, and 3 rune priest with JotWW.
fenris
· 1 month ago
Ai! Oh noes! Not JoTWW!!! SAVE US!!
Myu
· 1 month ago
Mm... ultramarines once allied with Tau to fight Necrons, so I reckon they're Necrons
Cornynan
· 1 month ago
Actually it was my friends orcs and my chaos marines... i can't remember who won though :<
Parcival
· 1 month ago
We won; we're currently at a 1 - 1 draw in the series. =)
Chuckles
· 1 month ago
Wait a minute this isn't where I parked my car
impguardgonefow
· 1 month ago
be vewy vewy quiet, im hunting for battlesuits
The_Hivemind
· 1 month ago
'Brother sergeant, this just feels wrong...' 'I know brother...Blood Angels that are not pure combat and on the front lines...just wrong...'
Anaximander
· 1 month ago
"Shas'El sir! Are you sure this is the Guela marching band? They don't look like trombones to me...."
tdogp
· 1 month ago
Should I? It's just so tempting
ironhandskyle
· 1 month ago
Well sarge I now know why they have to compensate with such big...suits
godzy
· 1 month ago
powered Exo-skeleton suit- check. missile launcher - check. Un-questionable faith in the god emperor of mankind - che- Hi! whats that blue guy doing here?
Myu
· 1 month ago
So many marines with missile launchers allied with Tau makes me happy ^_^. It'd never happen in real life (well, 40k real life), but even so.
Mike X
· 1 month ago
Not entirely true. The Ultramarines made a brief (and unspoken) alliance with the Tau when attacked by Necrons.
Myu
· 1 month ago
There is that. It's a shame my friends won't let me ally my Marines with my Tau...
brotherwill
· 1 month ago
An alliance and "we'll kill you later" are entirely different things. ;)
Anonymous
· 1 month ago
the imperium literally has stone (age) weapons when compared to tau... see?
sirstompalot
· 1 month ago
"sarge i told you we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque"
MonsterZero
· 1 month ago
"My missile is bigger than yours!"
or
"Thank the Greater Goodness, I've heard the Blood Angels' missiles are big, now we get to see them in person!"
or
"Clearly a case of 'Missile Envy' gone awry."
or
"I bet my missile shoots farther than yours."
Chaosgerbil
· 1 month ago
Wow, a plastic second edition marine snuck into the picture!
Chaosgerbil
· 1 month ago
"For the great-- uh, lesser of two evils!"
Jakk88
· 1 month ago
"What are you sniggering at, any on of us can instant kill you!"
Molochi
· 1 month ago
Kais'o'es couldn't help but suspect that something was dreadfully wrong about this new Kindred of Kroot that had arrived from Pech.
Voidrunner
· 1 month ago
Firing Contest. Each team may use all weapons from the top of the building. First team to explode the imperial fire extinguisher in the distance wins.
Heavy Flamer
· 1 month ago
... and by Imperial fire extinguisher you mean a flamer right?
gendoikari87
· 1 month ago
Battlesuit 1: So you guys free after the game? Space Marines: Yeah I guess, why? Battlesuit 2: Want to go to the Tau'vern
All Comments
or...
"I told you those suits have really big blind spots..."
"Now remember if anyone asks, we're 5th ed Dreadnoughts"
LOL
'I know brother...Blood Angels that are not pure combat and on the front lines...just wrong...'
missile launcher - check.
Un-questionable faith in the god emperor of mankind - che- Hi! whats that blue guy doing here?
or
"Thank the Greater Goodness, I've heard the Blood Angels' missiles are big, now we get to see them in person!"
or
"Clearly a case of 'Missile Envy' gone awry."
or
"I bet my missile shoots farther than yours."
Space Marines: Yeah I guess, why?
Battlesuit 2: Want to go to the Tau'vern